Note: The "Trooper" in question is not actually in the military. It's a metaphor, people.

November 20, 2007

Overheard in Bed #6

In the Middle of the Night Between Saturday and Sunday

"OUCH!...What the fu---?! Oh..."

Sunday Morning
Around 8:30am

"Good morning."

Yawn, "Good morning."

"Do you remember kicking me last night?"

Stunned pause.

"Really hard. Like, three times."

Embarrassed laugh, "Oh. Shit. Yeah, I remember. I was dreaming I guess. I had to kick the door down to escape. It took three hard kicks to get that thing open."

"Yeah, I know. I think I have bruises."

"Oh, gosh. I'm so sorry. But I warned you that I sleep like a maniac!"

"Apparently."

2 comments:

Samantha said...

A guy once punched me in the face in his sleep! No visible bruising though, thank goodness!

I tagged you for a meme on my blog! Happy Thanksgiving!

Cecile Weekly said...

I wish all I did was kicking! But yesterday I actually let a huge fart out while me and my boyfriend were sleeping... Lying like spoons... I was the front spoon...

I remember dreaming that I was awake and alone and that it was okay to let one slip. I woke my man by it and he felt quite offended but apparently I reacted so disorientated (I hardly remember) that he forgave me and we fell asleep again.

Argh...