Sunday morning, around 9am
"Why are there so many songs about rainbows,
and what's on the uuuther siiiide-"
[interrupting off key singing] "Um. You know, there aren't really that many songs about rainbows. Kermit the Frog was a liar."
[Slightly offended] "No he wasn't. You know, I had crush on Kermit when I was little."
"Well, then name me another song about rainbows."
"Somewhere Over the Rainbow." [Pause, clearly running out of other songs about rainbows]
"Ok, that's one other song about rainbows. See, Kermit was a liar."