Note: The "Trooper" in question is not actually in the military. It's a metaphor, people.

September 26, 2007

Overheard in Bed #3

Sometime last weekend, night.

"Look at these weird bruises I have on my arm."
[shows bruises]
"Oh my goodness, where did you get those?"
"I don't know."
[thoughtful pause]
"Maybe you're being raped by the devil in your sleep?"
[astonished pause]
"Oh, because that's the most logical answer!"

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

Well.....after all it happened to Rosaemary!

Dating Trooper - Dating is Warfare said...

That's just what I said, thank you very much! Glad someone else saw that movie!