Note: The "Trooper" in question is not actually in the military. It's a metaphor, people.
September 26, 2007
Overheard in Bed #3
Sometime last weekend, night.
"Look at these weird bruises I have on my arm." [shows bruises] "Oh my goodness, where did you get those?" "I don't know." [thoughtful pause] "Maybe you're being raped by the devil in your sleep?" [astonished pause] "Oh, because that's the most logical answer!"